Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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