how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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