you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
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