Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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