my room smells like sperm. sweet.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
so let's talk penis.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Randomize
