shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Please don't give away my fajitas
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