Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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