Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
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