She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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