i don't plan on having that self control this summer
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
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