Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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