I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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