apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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