so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
foreskin is a definite game changer
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
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