That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
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