Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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