i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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