omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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