I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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