I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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