chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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