I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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