Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
We have so much sex to catch up on
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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