Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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