well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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