wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
i just google imaged poop.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Naked. naked and bneed help.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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