Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
We talked him into tasing himself.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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