I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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