I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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