Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I got inside last night via doggy door
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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