Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
