I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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