im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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