Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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