Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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