CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
i think we sleep fucked last night...
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
