I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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