So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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