My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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