are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
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