jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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