have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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