IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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