Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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