Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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