New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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