Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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