they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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