you guys were way drunker than both of me
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Its about making memories worth repressing
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
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