even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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